WE ARE HOME! and Important Info

Ryan and I have made it home alive.  Well, Ryan is actually more dead inside than ever, even though he IS technically living.  We spread love, explored caves, fought dinosaurs and made the world a better place for rock and roll.  “But wait,” you say, “I thought you were in Alabama?”  Well, this blog has had a bit of a lag time.  Sorry but I’ve been busy f-ing shit up and kicking this country’s ass to write all these humorous anecdotes every night.  But do not fret my friends!  If you actually cared enough to read this far, you will be pleased to know that I will continue to log the adventures of Jake and Ryan.  This will be for my own records and hopefully for your continued enjoyment.  Thanks for reading!

FUTURE BLOG POST TEASERS!!!!!

-Ryan and Jake stay at a gay bed and breakfast in Philadelphia

-British women attack and we get drunk at the oldest bar in NYC

-Ryan acts like a total douche and violates the sacred roadtrip bro-code

-Jake attempts suicide multiple times while driving through the barrens of South Dakota